Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip.
would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again
how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG
FUCKNONOPE FUCKING LORD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOUL THIS HAPPENED TO, FUCKIN’ LORD DEAR LORD, DEEEAAARRR LOOOOORD,